Fractured Fairy Tale Builder

Combine any of the elements below to create a fractured fairy tale of at least 100 words. The fairtale MUST be based on one that already exists. (for example, Red Riding Hood starring Snoop Dogg)

John Cena

Humpty Dumpty

Enchanted Woods

Dark Tower

A dragon

D-Generation X

Super Mario

Snow White

A princess

Rumpelstiltskin

Snoop Dogg

Red Riding Hood

Donald Trump